Welcome....The following could contain secret information wanted by wizards and little elves who live in giant spotted purple mushrooms so if you have a weak disposition leave this immediatly and dress up Hannah Montana at Disney.com.........

 

If you are a lover of random books here are a few that I have written or in the process of writing/editing....

  • The Ballad of Zac and Luke
  • The Square Root Of Pi       
  • The Merchant of Death       
  • The City of B.A.R.              
  • Chocolates From Charlie    
  • Luke: Warrior of Light         
  • Luke # 2                           
  • The Hannah Montana Series
  • The Luke Potter Books      

And Many More to come  

As you know I am the author of many random books and I know they are quite thrilling but I couldn't have written them without the help of my friends who in fact are writing stories of their own which I posted above. The Luke Potter series by Laurel  and the Hannah Montana books by Steph...they are going to be great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Be sure to read them

 

Be sure to check up on the website for new updates, games, pics and more! This is new so there isn't much on here yet but bear with me...soon it will be filled with tons of fun! 

Try some of these other fun websites made by me!

  • TMITGS.synthasite.com

 

 

 

 How to control laughter:

Laughter is all in your mind.  When you laugh, your mind is focused on the one thing causing this beluptuous uproar.  Controlling the laugh is a simple task.  Since your mind commands the laugh by focusing on the "funny actions" , you must disfocuss the central content of the hipocampus by thinking of a polar opposite of a benevolent intuition.  Sounds confusing?  It's meant to be!  All you really have to do is think of something bad.  The thought of something scary should be enough to control the laughter.  Another way is biting the cheek.  Seriously, this usually works.  Finally, if none of these tasks work, try focusing all your energy on other actions.  Grip your desk or chair, hard.  Listen to your teacher and block out all sounds around you.  Bite your cheeks and think of something frightening.  This might not benefit your grade, well, it should.  Any more questions, ask my brother, Ben Tbelforde!  My name is R. N. Tbelforde!  I'll be happy to help anyone!  In fact, Luke Sandwich is going to give me my own ask column!  I'm so excited!

"What can't be proven can be proven by the scientific nature of its own tendencies" - R. N. Tbelforde

 Hey guess what my mel chronicles fans...a new book is in the process of being brainstormed!!!!! It will be called The dark Abyss....the only thing we know is that Lauren and Luke could finally be wed in their cameo apperences........how awesome is that?

 

Oh another thing........we have some bad news and some good news...both spoilers about the square root of pi....a main character will die and never be brought back......the good news...new characters (main) will be introduced...how fun! I can not reveal any more info for the time being.......sorry

Dates to remember...in July

  • Anti-Boredom Month--July 1-31
  • Hitchhiking Month--July 1-31
  • National Television Heritage Day--July 1
  • Firecracker Day - July 4
  • Workaholics Day - July 5
  • Caribbean Day - July 5
  • Pleasure Week--July 1-7
  • Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day - July 6
  • Don't Put All Your Eggs in one Omelets Day - July 8
  • Barn Day - Second Sunday in July
  • Teddy Bear Picnic Day - July 10
  • Don't Step on a Bee Day - July 10
  • Cheer up the Lonely Day - July 11
  • Convenience Store Day (7-11 opened in 1927) - July 11
  • All American Pet Photo Day - July 11
  • International Town Criers Day - July 11 or 12?
  • Eat Your Jello Day (Bill Cosby's Birthday) - July 12
  • Paper Bag Day (Production Machine Patent Issued) - July 12
  • International Puzzle Day - July 13
  • Embrace Your Geekiness Day - July 13
  • Gruntled Workers Day - July 13
  • Pick Blueberries Day - July 14
  • Tape Measure Day - July 14
  • Corkboard Day - July 14
  • Be a Dork Day - July 15
  • Gummi Worm Day - July 15
  • Woodie Wagon Day - July 15
  • Toss Away the "Could Haves" and "Should Haves" Day - July 15
  • International Juggling Day - July 16
  • National Get Out of the Doghouse Day - July 17
  • Wrong Way Day - July 17
  • Cow Appreciation Day - July 18
  • Sidewalk Frying Day - July 18
  • Stick Out Your Tongue Day - July 19
  • Ride (Motorcycle) to Work Day - July 19
  • Nap Day - July 20
  • Ugly Truck Contest--July 20
  • Cousins Day - July 21
  • National Tug-o-War Contest--July 21
  • National Junk Food Day - July 21
  • Pied Piper of Hamelin Day - July 22
  • Rat-catchers Day - July 22
  • Ice Cream Cone Introduced (1904) & Vanilla Ice Cream Day
  • Mosquito Day - July 23
  • Hot Enough For YA Day - July 23
  • Gorgeous Grandma Day - July 23
  • Thread The Neddle Day - July 25
  • All or Nothing Day - July 26
  • Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day - July 27
  • Walk on Stilts Day - July 27
  • National Lipstick Day - July 29
  • I Forgot Day

 

 More (some are the same) Dates to remember in...July! 

Canada Day: 1
Second Half of The Year Day: 1
*U.S. Postage Stamp Day: 1
*Zip Code Day: 1
Halfway Point of 2009: 2
*I  Forgot Day: 2
*Compliment Your Mirror Day: 3
Earth at Aphelion: 3
*Stay Out Of The Sun Day; 3
*Fourth of July or Independence Day: 4
*Independence From Meat Day: 4
Indivisible Day: 4
International Day of Cooperatives: 4
*Take Your Webmaster to Lunch Day: 6
*Chocolate Day: 7 
*Father-Daughter Take A Walk Together Day: 7
Tell The Truth Day: 7
*SCUD Day (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama): 8
*Martyrdom of The Bab: 9
*Clerihew Day: 10
*Don't Step On A Bee Day: 10
Bowdler's Day: 11
*World Population Day: 11
*Embrace Your Geekness Day: 13
*Gruntled Workers Day: 13
*International Town Criers Day: 14
*Gummi Worm Day: 15 
*Saint Swithin's Day: 15 
Get to Know Your Customers Day: 16 Hot Dog Night: 16
*Wrong Way Corrigan Day: 17
National Hot Dog Day: 18
Toss Away the "Could Haves" and "Should Haves" Day: 18
Woodie Wagon Day: 18
National Ice Cream Day: 19
National Get Out of the Doghouse Day: 20
National Hug Your Kid Day: 20
*National Lollipop Day: 20 
*Legal Drinking Age Day: 21
Health, Happiness With Hypnosis Day: 22
*Rat-catchers Day: 22
*Spooners (Spoonerism) Day: 22
All-American Soap Box Derby Day: 23
*Gorgeous Grandma Day: 23
*Hot Enough For Ya Day: 23
Cousins Day: 24
*National Drive-Thru Day: 24
*Tell An Old Joke Day: 24
Cow Appreciation Day: 25 National Day of the Cowboy : 25
*One Voice: 26
Parents' Day: 26
*National Korean War Veterans Armistice Day: 27
*Take Your Houseplant For A Walk Day: 27
*Walk on Stilts Day: 27
*National Milk Chocolate Day: 28 
*Cheesecake Day: 30
*Father-In-Law Day: 30
Tisha B'Av: 30
System Administrator Appreciation Day: 31

This is a map of Liverpool...Just in case you want to go there and don't have the money to buy a map! 

This is the location of Milller Park...need I say more? 

Easter Island...those weird statue things...how did they get there? Ohhh creepy! 

Ireland...kilts, Braveheart, and those cool accents...wait that's Scotland! 

 
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